a classic game of paddle and ball.

color a roach for now but expect hollywood celebs soon!

ugly hollywood is coming soon!

race two snails- will have a bloody finish when complete.

are you dumb? find out. (updated 05/14/98)

This is a two-player game. Player one uses
letter "a" to move snail #1, player two uses
letter "l" to move the snail #2. Race to the finish!
This game is not yet complete and is considered beta!
It doesn't even have a happy ending yet!

(If you cannot get the snails to move, click on the game itself
ONCE and then try again. This is a flaw in browsers! Sorry.)